oh god the rape fog is back!
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
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I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
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Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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