ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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