I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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