the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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