The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
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whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
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I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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