i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
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