No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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