My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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