God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
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At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
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If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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