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so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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