i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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