I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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