Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
You smell like stripper and shame
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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