just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
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Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
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Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I woke up under a house in Key West
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