why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
Randomize
