Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
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honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
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woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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