dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
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