UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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