Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I just want nice things and good sex
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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