You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
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Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
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I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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