Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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