Yo dont text me then not text me
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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