Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
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we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
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I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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