absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
God, I missed his penis.
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