Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I'm eating all of the evidence.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
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Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
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David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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