At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
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Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
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Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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