Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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