I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
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Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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