Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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