You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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