I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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