why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.