He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
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It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
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Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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