OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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