This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
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