I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
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I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
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you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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