You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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