ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
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about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
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Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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