You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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