What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
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