What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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