no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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