id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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