Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
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Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
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I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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