I forgot how hot balto sounded
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
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No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
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I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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