So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
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I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
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I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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