After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
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So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
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Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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