I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
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When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
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Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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