no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Last night: Repeatedly yelled about how the fishbowl tasted like blue, stole a stranger's hat, hugged the DJ for playing my request, made out with my roommate, and abandoned the guy I dragged to the club in the first place
This morning: Hat doesn't fit, hangover headache is blue, and I can't move without getting lightheaded
Listen when they tell you not to drink after giving blood
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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