Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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