Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
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im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
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It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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