It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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