I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
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Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
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Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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