Sry I called you an 8
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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