I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
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