the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
everyone is single if you try hard enough
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
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I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
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Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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