Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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