If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
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I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
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yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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