look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
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At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
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