The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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