i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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