Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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