We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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